A friend of mine decided to rant about certifications…
Java Architect – king of the stunningly obvious: Insecure Geeks… is it still really all about the size of your hard drive?
I felt the same sense of frustration answering these BlackBelt questions as I felt back then. In short, the questions were not testing my depth of knowledge, but instead focused on clever tricks to try and fool me into picking the wrong answers
I know exactly what you mean (well, not about the waitress… does your wife know?)
Anyway, a few years ago, I wasted a weekend studying a certification book, and then wrote the official Sun Java™ Programmer certification exam. The end result… the waste of a weekend.
Oh, I passed the exam, but it was one of those “filled with clever tricks” things that convinced me such certificates are not worth the paper they are printed on. I could have spent that weekend doing something useful, like … contributing to an open source project, or … learning a new programming language. Instead, I have a certification that only convinces me that I need to look at others who have that certification very carefully… because if they actually think it is worth something, then I probably don’t want to hire them.